Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: The 13 Types of People You’ll Meet in College
The Walking College Stereotype Every sitcom and movie involving college students likes to portray them as rigidly focused students looking for their way in life during the day, and uncontrollable party...
View Article“Her”“Really Changed Me” Says Friend Who Won’t Shut Up about “Her”
EVANSTON, IL – At 6:50 PM Saturday, your friend saw the film Her, and, since his time of viewing the movie, has, quite literally, not stopped talking to you about how you need to see it. “No, dude, you...
View ArticleThe Inner Monologue of a Girl Watching the The Fault In Our Stars Trailer
I don’t even know why I come to class at this point. I’m not going to pay attention. I’m pretty sure I learned this in high school. This is just stupid. UGH Facebook is so BORING right now. C’mon...
View ArticleFamous Movie Quotes Spoken by Hodor from Game of Thrones
If you haven’t seen Game of Thrones or read A Song of Ice and Fire books THEN YOU FUCKING SHOULD BECAUSE GEORGE R. R. MARTIN WENT TO NORTHWESTERN FOR 5 YEARS, HE WAS A MEDILLDO AND HE TRAVERSED THE...
View ArticleA Loud, Incoherent Review of The Raid 2 (Spring’s Manliest Movie)
THE RAID 2 BY GARETH EVANS IS THE BEST MOVIE I’VE EVER SEEN SINCE I FOUND THE SEX TAPES THAT MY MOM MADE WITH PEOPLE THAT AREN’T MY DAD. WATCHING THE RAID 2 IS LIKE SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF YOUR...
View ArticleForget Disney’s “Frozen”; Watch “Foodfight!”
It doesn’t take a whole lot of searching to see that college-aged students love children’s animated films. Scroll down your Facebook newsfeed on a given day, and you’re bound to stumble upon some...
View ArticleSherman Ave’s Slammin’ Summer Movie Round Up
It’s getting to be that time of year, folks. The season when the rising heat turns your nether regions into an Everglade-grade swampland, and everything outside starts to smell like either hot blacktop...
View ArticleBoyfriends Everywhere Suing Cinemas for Pumping Eye Irritants into Theaters...
A coalition of angry boyfriends are suing American cinemas and 20th Century Fox for allegedly pumping eye irritants into theaters showing “The Fault in Our Stars,” causing injuries ranging from leaky...
View ArticlePoint/Counterpoint: Just Fart It Out, Jeff vs. For the Love of All that is...
Just Fart it Out by Jeff’s Brain Well Jeff, I have to say this date with Katelyn is going great. She’s laughing at your jokes, she loves the movie you picked, and let’s just say that you might not get...
View ArticleWhat should I watch on Netflix? A flowchart journey
Why someone hasn't made this flowchart before is the real question.
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